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Week 13
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12.04.09The Marble Ryan Lock of the WeekReaders of the Lock of the Week are likely completely in the dark about my recent string of bad picks and glaring misstatements. The last you people heard from me, I was destroying bookmakers on a heroic 5 pick week like Albert Einstein on an 11th grade physics test. What you guys don't know is that even though I went radio silent over the Thanksgiving break, I was still quite active in the gambling circuit, albeit with disastrous results. Regarding the Thanksgiving slate of games, I told friends in private circles that I had concerns about the wide spreads given ...
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12.03.09You Know Who You Should Sit?Joe Flacco (QB – BAL) After delivering 12 TD passes in the first 7 games of the season, Flacco has only thrown 1 in the past 4 weeks, as he continues to struggle playing on a bad ankle. Look for his struggles to continue this week against a Green Bay defense that allows less than 200 passing yards per game to opposing QBs. Continue Reading...
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12.03.09You Know Who You Should Start?Jamaal Charles (RB – KC) Marble Ryan looks for one thing in his women – size in your face - and the bigger, the better. He could spend hours staring at side boob on a Sunday afternoon at his local bar. When it comes to RBs, however, Marble likes ‘em “slim at the waist” – just like Jamaal Charles. Charles has been using his small waistedness to slide through opposing defenses since the Chiefs sent L.J. on a Greyhound out of town. The former Longhorn has averaged just over 17 points per game since taking the starting job and has provided ...
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12.02.09The Week 13 Podcast: “Go out and get yourself some Gigaware, people.”Marble Ryan and Torry Hallelujah break out some sweet new gear and talk about the Saints WRs, some notable injuries, T.O.'s resurgence in Buffalo, and ESPN's Week 13 projections. Also, Marble Ryan blames the fate of his fantasy season on starting Jerome Harrison over Roddy White in Week 5 at the behest of Matthew Berry. Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, or download it directly to your computer.
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12.01.09Fortune Favors the BoldThree weeks ago my team was 5-3 and sitting at second place in the RexQB league. Knowing one can never rest on their laurels, I looked around to make my team stronger. Out the door went Matt Forte, Mario Manningham, Bernard Berrian, Justin Forsett, and Mike Sims-Walker. I suddenly had Chad Ochocinco, Beanie Wells, and Reggie Wayne sitting at the dinner table. Sounds like an upgrade to the guest list, right? Not so fast my friend. Chad has scored a combined 11 points in the three games he’s been on my squad. After scoring double-digit points in seven of his ...
